is it her frist time?

Classic joke: is she first?
A few days to bad cold, a little influence life,
Yesterday went to the hospital near my home, play DiaoPing
Just to be a young female nurse for my services, but too young, sure, but 25
I was afraid, afraid of her pain and practice,
I say: miss, please either, a successful, because I YunZhen, return afraid of pain.
Female nurse: once, not inserted in the pain of, I again is not the first time! ~
The whole house all of us, I at that time that he ll, female nurses may also know a slip of the tongue, suppress face red, played the, turn round to walk, every time after in and it's weird,
Play for three hours.........................
Finally, yes, she gave me pull needle, feel or something,
When I left I politely said to her: thank you, good technical, really not painful..
Even with her encourage it ~
The key is and I say that I want to go to dead words: "young lady, you are really the first time?"
Find ShiKou, flurried fled the scene................... The nurse with stupid stand on that......

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Touch wrong chest

A woman took the BABY to a obstetrics and gynecology

The doctor asked the woman said: is BABY milk or milk?

Woman: milk!

Doctor: that take off your clothes, please

Woman: ah! ?Why?

Doctor: you need not nervous, this is for you, never obstetrics and gynecology, any infringement

The woman reluctantly took off, the doctor with his hand in her chest up and touch, touch, left the rub, rubbing his right.

To this woman said: no wonder BABY will malnutrition, you have no breast milk!

Woman: bullshit!!!!! I of course not breast milk; I was his aunt!!!!!

a laughting sentence

I watch the younger brother liangliang(a day by a first-grade) of homework, found that the "person" made with the sentence is very shocking here :liangliang isn't a person. :

about story betwen teacher and student

1, high school, a classmate in the class collective the game do lose, then on stage and said, below I give you sing a song in English, are older, but we are all very familiar with.
A scream, and then is the warm applause.
The students sing: cleared his throat, ABCDEFG...
2, the teacher: the classmates, and after a few days, you will leave school, but your ability... I see you or for the exam several certificate to do that, but in the society too much, you want to get the certificate of is what certificate?
Student: marriage certificate

so fat woman,isn't she?

Complex, unpredictable, got you

how many people?