human man

is it her frist time?

Classic joke: is she first?
A few days to bad cold, a little influence life,
Yesterday went to the hospital near my home, play DiaoPing
Just to be a young female nurse for my services, but too young, sure, but 25
I was afraid, afraid of her pain and practice,
I say: miss, please either, a successful, because I YunZhen, return afraid of pain.
Female nurse: once, not inserted in the pain of, I again is not the first time! ~
The whole house all of us, I at that time that he ll, female nurses may also know a slip of the tongue, suppress face red, played the, turn round to walk, every time after in and it's weird,
Play for three hours.........................
Finally, yes, she gave me pull needle, feel or something,
When I left I politely said to her: thank you, good technical, really not painful..
Even with her encourage it ~
The key is and I say that I want to go to dead words: "young lady, you are really the first time?"
Find ShiKou, flurried fled the scene................... The nurse with stupid stand on that......

Touch wrong chest

A woman took the BABY to a obstetrics and gynecology

The doctor asked the woman said: is BABY milk or milk?

Woman: milk!

Doctor: that take off your clothes, please

Woman: ah! ?Why?

Doctor: you need not nervous, this is for you, never obstetrics and gynecology, any infringement

The woman reluctantly took off, the doctor with his hand in her chest up and touch, touch, left the rub, rubbing his right.

To this woman said: no wonder BABY will malnutrition, you have no breast milk!

Woman: bullshit!!!!! I of course not breast milk; I was his aunt!!!!!

same people different show up

just look at the following pics:

A silent fart influence

Rapid bus home, air conditioning by a car of very high, and smooth and quick, so very comfortable with the car, GongNanLuNv pour out in the seat. Dazed, everyone was a "super diabolical stuffy smelly fart smoked awake; Everyone at first, and it soon became desperately tight frown cover your nose and mouth, when smelly fart concentration more and more high, everyone started uproar, and bad to ruthlessly looked at each other for! Someone tried to open the window to air, desperate to find entirely futile, as the window is closed...... Everyone in the challenge of tolerance limit, finally some students couldn't contain, yell: "stop! I'm going down!" The driver said: "can't stop!" the highway, The students shout again: "beg you, I really can't hold!" The driver still ignore. Finally, the students shout at top of voice: "that YuanBuDe accidentally, and I'm going to a loud!"